What is up guys it's Andy for selling this here's the show for the realist's

say goodbye to the lies to thickness and delusions of modern society and welcome to mother fucking reality guys today we have Andy and DJ crews the mother fucking in and that's right and that's what we're going to do we're going to cruise the internet that's what CTI stands for in case you guys didn't know and we all have short attention spans these days but cruise the internet. Okay now the basis of this show is very simple we throw up three headlines on the screen we talk about and we make fun of them and then we talk about what the truth might actually be

and if I didn't mention that we make fun of them this show is for people with senses of humor if you do not possess a sense of humor you should turn the fucking channel go do whatever those people do what they do watch HGTV yeah go do that yeah other times when you tune in you will find out that we have multiple formats we have shows within the show okay sometimes we have Q and a F that's where you submit the questions and I give you the a F's those questions

can be about anything life business personal development how to kick ass what to do with your losing what's going on in the world anything you want you can submit those questions to guys even those questions and to ask Andy and Andy for sell it

com yeah we'll answer right on that show then sometimes we have real talk that's basically a five to 15 minutes 20 minutes speech that I call real talk there's a lot of cursing there's a lot of intensity or usually a lot of fire and it's not for everybody so

that's that and then sometimes we have full length and full length is more what you used to see in on most of the other podcasts more like an interview format but I'm not an interview

or I I have conversations I like to think of that as a higher than it does some it does some higher like we've ascended right that means there's interruptions

so that's the show and for the show we ask that if there's you know valuable content in the show that you guys like please share the show okay I don't take money from other

companies to talk about shit that I don't use and waste your time I don't I don't let these people tell me what to say or not to say in exchange for that all I ask is that you share the show so that's it

hmm what's going on pay the fee oh yeah that's the fee that's the fee I not say that no okay but pay the fee and we say pay the fee that's what that means right so just give us some good old word of

mouth share it in your story how you're fucking friends who something yeah fucking do something don't be a ho share the show there we go yeah that's my co-host DJ hello children he's black

people sometimes people are confused yeah yeah see me thank you thank you for seeing your scene

oh fuck yeah so that's what we call cultural humor exactly if you don't get it it's fine go somewhere else yeah what's going on you know yeah I don't know no I mean yeah

well I feel like the world is losing its fucking mind there's a lot of weird shit holy shit dude there's a lot of weird shit going on right now so that's an

understanding yeah let's make fun of it yeah let's do guys remember wherever you're tuning in from if you want to see any of these pictures articles links videos go to

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