420-Lambo Prank-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2017

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Yo! Tommy got a Lambo wit the brains blown out! Naw, he didn't. But he made Bert and Ari think he did and that was worth every penny. We give you the full scoop on that PLUS we find a good potential roommate for you. All you need is a strong sex drive and, well, we should just let him explain. Seems like a nice guy. We also have the KING farting on his dog. Is this okay? And Steven Seagal isn't just the worst actor he MIGHT be an equally bad person. Lets explore! MACHINES WITHIN!!

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0:00.0	This instrumental is called the architect produced by Chris Pritham.
0:23.8	I like it.
0:24.8	Really good.
0:25.8	Where are you going to be, Gene?
0:29.4	I will 11, 18 of 2017.
0:32.4	I will be in Pustin for one night only at the Comin Take at Comedy Festival.
0:37.8	I thought that was a joke name.
0:42.4	No, I don't come and take it.
0:44.4	Come and get it.
0:45.4	I think it's meant to be funny, I guess.
0:47.0	Sickle cells are going to be there.
0:48.0	He's going to be there, yes.
0:49.6	And a lot of other very funny people.
0:51.5	And then, 2018, guys, buckle up on January 12th.
0:56.3	I will be doing the ice house in Pasadena, February 2nd and 3rd in Shart Lake Tiddy, Puta,
1:05.7	at Wise Guys, Salt Lake City, Utah, Wise Guys.
1:09.0	And then March 30th and 31st, I am going to Portland!
1:14.3	Oregon, Portland, Oregon at Herium Comedy Crab.
1:18.6	Tickets are at Christina P online.
1:21.2	Get your tickets now.
1:23.8	Thank you.
1:24.8	Fantastic.
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