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Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:30.0	Lifeline is an advice show for entertainment purposes only.
0:32.9	If you need real help or advice, please seek a therapist or licensed professional.
0:55.2	Okay. Dude, so let's talk about it, man, because first of all, I'm getting... Let's talk about Baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
1:01.8	that may be. Let's talk about... Okay, and I don't do duet, so you're walking for that, but
1:09.0	that was free. I am going to get yatted up. Because that's the thing. When I see myself in a smaller shirt, because I don't do duets, so you're welcome for that, but that was free. I am going to get yadded up.
1:11.9	Because that's the thing. When I see myself in a smaller shirt, because I wear big shit, right? and the shit's going to come down and it's going to look absolutely ridiculous I'm going to have to hand out towels.
1:28.8	I'm going to look yadded.
1:29.8	I'm going to be yadded up, right?
1:31.3	And then I'm also, you know what I'm also going to do?
1:33.1	Get a fucking cityscape like this right here.
1:35.5	The cityscape?
1:36.5	Yep.
1:36.9	Get a fucking cityscape.
1:38.2	I already got the 40. the elevator and the triceratops, and I'm going to get yadded right here.
1:46.0	I'm probably just going to get like a street sign or something.
1:47.6	I don't know what I'm going to get, but it's going to be insane.
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