419. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Glendale. Chris and Jason chat about balaclavas in millennial colors, everything would have been fine if we just did a little cocaine, if you get window tinting as a Christmas present, you might be from Glendale, A full GQ Man Of The Year scene report, Kid Laroi— not as bad as we thought, cholo goth Travis Barker's furry train, Pierce Brosnan's Lil fast ass kids, Trippie Redd blowing down an acreage of gelato inside the party when I'm not allowed to have a cigarette in the smoking section, Chris taking a scissor to the Thommy trousers, Megan Fox now looks like an OnlyFans creator you'd see at Starbucks, fighting over celebrities with your life partner, visiting a local British Pub, what the hell is going on in Qatar, and a prediction for the future of Steve Jobs' Birkenstocks which just sold at auction for $200k. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're going to go. How long gone is here? I'm Jason. That's Chris recording live uncut from Glendale kind of the ashes of the GQ man of the year
0:26.7	party are starting to finally settle I just got my windows tinted for an early
0:31.7	Christmas present this weekend.
0:33.6	Jason thinks he's more important that he is and he shouldn't be recognized when he's going to a Whole Foods in the suburbs,
0:38.8	but I'm glad that you're worried about those thugs running up on you.
0:43.1	It has nothing to do with Thuggery.
0:44.6	It was literally like the next, on Friday
0:48.5	when I was not feeling super well
0:51.2	after drinking a lot. yeah like I got we got so drunk at the
0:57.2	after party for that that I we got in a fight over something very funny I I'll go. Okay so you're saying you okay so you're
1:06.8	saying it over 40 you you and your wife to be got into a fight due to alcohol consumption you would you don't say that is
1:16.0	correct this is when I go back to the fact that cocaine is just necessary you
1:20.4	know what I mean it would have honestly it would have straightened us right? That's what I'm saying sometimes you need
1:25.0	RIP take out you need a straightener.
1:27.0	All right to take off. Yeah, I mean cocaine is literally the hand that reaches into the bog of quicks and it's about to take you and
1:36.5	pulls you right back out.
1:37.5	It says, come on back in brother.
1:39.3	It says, we should start a restaurant.
1:41.3	You can drive home.
1:42.3	It's no problem. Yeah, you can totally drive. I feel totally fine. The valet is right. It's right here
1:47.9	What I open yeah well well I'll mark that that we should tell that story later but no like the next day she was just like
1:55.0	I'll get you I'll get your windows tinted for Christopher one of your Christmas presents and I'm like all right
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