418-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2017

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

If you want to get really horny and you're having trouble getting there we've got the secret formula for you (okay it involves Benadryl). But we're not telling you how many (unless you listen to the episode). Plus, Machines Within probably won over your heart last week. This week, it's a chart-toppin banger thanks to the many musically inclined mommy's out there. And just when you thought Mr. Rub Rub Rub only cared about the fellas, we dig deeper into the SAME interview only to discover he has some sage advice for the ladies as well. Put in your earbuds and let this one rip. It's simply Jeanstastic!

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0:00.0	Yeah.
0:07.0	It's your G.
0:09.0	I'm your G.
0:13.0	Oh, it sounds made the face.
0:24.0	Well, I'm going to Taint Loose Tits.
0:27.0	Oh, it's just there.
0:28.0	Yeah, I'm going next Friday, the 27th.
0:31.0	I'll be at the Pageant Theater.
0:33.0	Two shows, first show is sold out.
0:35.0	Few tickets left for the late show.
0:37.0	So if you want to come and you're in the St. Loose Tits,
0:41.0	come out.
0:42.0	The next day, I'm going to Fart Go North Dakota.
0:46.0	And I'm doing two shows at the Fart Go theater.
0:51.0	That also has an early show that's sold out.
0:54.0	So we added a late show.
0:56.0	There's like a hundred tickets left.
0:58.0	So if you want to go, you got to get them now.
1:01.0	And G.
1:02.0	Very soon thereafter, I'm in Albuquerque,
1:06.0	and San Antonio and Austin.
1:09.0	That's my first November weekend.
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