#417: "You're Gay" w/ Matteo Lane

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Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2021

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

Standup Comedian Matteo Lane comes on Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank this week to tell me all about gay culture. It’s FASCINATING. And it’s changed so much since I first discovered gays back in college.

Matteo Lane is one of the most interesting and rational people to talk to at the back table of the Comedy Cellar and I’m glad to finally get him on the podcast. We talked about Prep, blasting loads into butts, Grinder, cheating, and anything else I could think of to ask him about what it’s like being gay these days. Such a fun one.

◆ Check out Matteo's podcast "Inside The Closet with Matteo Lane & Emma Willmann"! Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/46jawyr2

◆ Find 'Inside The Closet with Matteo Lane & Emma Willmann on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/ITC

◆ Follow Matteo on Instagram: @matteolane

◆ Learn more about Matteo: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/

The Music

Lady Gaga - Born This Way

Billie Eilish - I Wish You Were Gay

Ain’t Nobody Straight in LA - The Miracles

You Make Me Feel - Sylvester

In The Navy - Village People

Thanks to our Artists:

Patrick Holbert - @theholbertreport - Editing

Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino - Editing

Becky Rodriguez - @humanplac3s - Production

#arishaffir #skeptictankpodcast #matteolane #lgbtcomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	I don't really drink anymore, so I don't really go out. If I go out it's to watch like a friend do a drag show.
0:04.9	What do you mean dudes know? It's an Instagram usually. Grindr, Instagram, fans.
0:09.9	I mean, just people who find me hot and will message me or me vice versa. You start liking each other's pictures and then it's like,
0:15.4	Hey, hey, hey, my my last boyfriend and I found each other that way. He likes your pictures.
0:20.1	I liked his first and he liked mine. Then we started talking, FaceTiming, Jacking off, boom boyfriend.
0:50.1	Hello everybody and welcome to Ari Shaffer's Sceptic Tank Podcast. My name is Ari Shaffer on today's episode.
1:03.0	Mateo Lane is on. Dude, okay, so I had a barbecue over this. I think maybe July 4th or just some fucking weekday.
1:14.5	I was hiking a bike ride with with with Joe DeRosa and I saw somewhere at the end of fucking East River Park was a was a second open field.
1:28.4	And I'm like, Oh, dude, we got to have a fucking I don't have a yard anymore. I had a yard in New York.
1:34.1	If you don't know if you knew this podcast, one of the missing man, you left your regrets behind.
1:38.9	You didn't write that one down though. Now I didn't write that one down. Maybe that's for next year.
1:42.9	I gave you that apartment. It's not a regret I had to. I had it. It became too small.
1:46.0	But that backyard was the fucking tips, dude. And I left having barbys and fighting comics over a weekday.
1:52.2	Joy the fucking benefits. Come over to ours. Who gives a fuck? Bring a beer.
1:56.8	And so I missed it and I had one. I was like, let's have that at fucking East River Park.
2:02.8	Got there. First of all, when you say show up at one, I mean, you gotta be prepared for the two hours of sitting down that you're doing.
2:10.3	iPhone 6, iPhone 11, iPhone 6, iPhone 11. All right. It's gotta be off by now.
2:15.0	You gotta be prepared for the two hours you're gonna sit alone as comics. So I sure I'll be there at one.
2:18.5	And then at four, they go, Hey, I might not make it.
2:23.1	Well, thanks to fucking Lord.
2:25.9	Anyway, whatever. I talked to Rogan, I think. Yeah, I called him. Just to excuse me, some phone calls.
2:31.9	And the people started showing up. One of the guy, Fanny, a sagalow.
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