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🗓️ 5 May 2020
⏱️ 89 minutes
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0:30.0 | Okay, greetings friends. Hello, it's Chapo back at it. I'm kicking off this week to my steamed co-hosts. It's a Matt and the Ember joining me as always. |
0:44.5 | Um, question to begin this week's episode. I'm just gonna open it up to the floor here. Have you now or have you ever let down our beautiful voters? Never, never, never. |
0:58.5 | Wouldn't think would you even would you even consider such a thing? Strike me down before God before I ever let down our beautiful voters. |
1:08.5 | You're gonna have to explain this one to me. That sounds like someone who's been, you know, letting down our beautiful voters. |
1:16.5 | Honestly, if you're not even aware that there are beautiful voters, it's rise is it raises the question that you might have been letting them down this whole time. |
1:23.5 | I'm not saying I never claim to not be negligent of voters beautiful or otherwise. |
1:29.5 | Wow, she's admitting it otherwise. Wow. Wow. |
1:35.5 | Oh, you know, I'm not a role model. Okay. I don't we might have to have a discussion here. This is this is brutal. |
1:43.5 | First of all, I just want to get things just officially as like show policy show statement before for the angry tweets and emails start coming in. All voters are beautiful. |
1:52.5 | Absolutely. And I respect them all and I would never let any of them down. |
1:56.5 | The voters in particular, they're formed in our moda to support our president and the lockdown that have in the city. |
2:04.5 | They're they're exceptionally gorgeous. They're beautiful. The beautiful. We love the voters. Are we folks? We love them? The beautiful. |
2:12.5 | I am the voters thing refers to a mischief from our president this week that said thank you very much to our beautiful voters. I will never let you down. |
2:20.5 | And it included a video clip of the of the voter armada. Yeah, it is. We're seeing the boats that we love. We folks. We love our beautiful voters. |
2:29.5 | You know, all I can think though is just like, I mean, they got the right idea. I want to be on a boat. Oh, boating is the way to go. I do imagine. |
2:37.5 | It is sort of socially distant, you know, it's true. It's the people on your boat are people that you live with and you're already quarantining with. |
2:45.5 | Yeah, I'm not boating with strangers. I'm not a boat slut. How dare you even suggest such a thing? Yeah, Natalie would over here. |
2:53.5 | I like to imagine Trump hanging out on one of those boats because they're fine boats, but he is not a boat sminsertly. |
3:02.5 | And I can't imagine him enjoying. Oh, he had a boat on us on on a on a like one of those, you know, what are they called? Like crafts? I don't know boats. Whatever those things are those little, the little, |
3:15.5 | the little, uh, pontoon. Yeah, pot, two, you know, party boat. Like there's a Weber grill was a bunch of cold hot dogs on it. And there's a cooler full of lukewarm PBR. |
3:26.5 | He would be in hell. He would not enjoy the boating at all. It wouldn't be luxurious enough for him. No, he, I don't even think though he would like like a yacht. He would be like it's moving too much. He owned a yacht. |
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