416-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2017

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

What does 338 pounds of alcohol free fun sound like? Download this podcast to find out. We had to remove a wall on our home so the crane could lift him up and place him in his seat, but we couldn't be happier we did it. Enormous, but fun comedian Burnt Khrysler is in studio for a very real very honest and very funny conversation. Seriously though, Bert is the best and we love him. This is one of our favorite episodes ever.

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0:30.0	The saddest comic working today.
0:33.0	I'm having a big bad shame beyond the week.
0:36.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:37.0	You're gonna have a lot of good news if you're just gonna go back.
0:40.0	My criteria is that.
0:42.0	You should mud it, fuck it.
0:44.0	Oh my god, I'm gonna run.
0:47.0	You should mud it, fuck it.
0:50.0	You should mud it, fuck it.
0:53.0	You should mud it, fuck it.
0:55.0	You should mud it, fuck it.
0:57.0	You should mud it, fuck it.
0:59.0	You should mud it, fuck it.
1:01.0	You should mud it, fuck it.
1:03.0	You should mud it, fuck it.
1:05.0	You should mud it, fuck it.
1:08.0	You should mud it, fuck it money.
1:11.0	You should mud it, fuck it.
1:13.0	You shouldn't hide it from me.
1:15.0	Now, the camera is out.
1:17.0	Right?
1:18.0	So if I was just gonna have you your mother and driver?
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