412 – Yappin’ and Scrappin’

Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

Jay Edidin & Miles Stokes

Arts, Books, Visual Arts

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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In which Kelly and Seagle's X-runs begin with immense promise; dark psychic residue gets just everywhere; Storm's past is literally buried; Wolverine is just saying is all; Cecilia Reyes's job doesn't deserve her, and Cyclops and Phoenix are the worst at being normal. X-PLAINED: The Grey family reunion X-Men #71-72 What counts as an Uncanny X-Men #138 cover reference Baggage and also suitcases Steve Seagle’s (scuttled) Phoenix plans Bone whiskers Telemarketer power moves Cecilia Reyes Marrow (Sarah) Sam Guthrie's tiny ponytail The ol’ wall-of-televisions trope The cost of one banana Sebastian Shaw vs the IRS (maybe) A mostly empty attic Wolverine’s etiquette lessons The dessert claw vs the salad claw The physicality of Carlos Pacheco’s art Cannonball, the grown-up in the room Magneto’s increasingly complicated past Magnus, Erik, and Max (again) Uncanny X-Men #351-352 Cecilia Reyes’s return-to-office Intersectionality Pyro, forever dying of the Legacy Virus Daredevil vs Cecilia Reyes’s bedside manner Kevin, Lord of the Jungle Ending conversations by turning into a bird A.I.M.* (*Advanced Idea Mechanics) Crows of Ill Portent A Box of Entity Condors and Cockatoos Logan’s denim proclivities Arcade vs. Mojo Special thanks to Dylan Higgins for edits and production assistance! NEXT EPISODE: X-Force goes to Burning Man! Check out the visual companion to this episode on our blog! Find us on iTunes or Stitcher! Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here! Buy rad swag at our TeePublic shop!

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0:00.0	Hey, Jay, you know, Jean Grey is kind of a lousy aunt, isn't she?
0:04.9	Her niece and nephew are dead, dude.
0:07.3	There's not really much haunting to be done.
0:10.5	Yeah, but like, in general.
0:12.5	I mean, Scott and Jean are always going to Alaska or spending time with his grandparents,
0:16.4	and they just kind of ignore her family.
0:18.9	Canonically, she can't even remember Joey and Galen's birthdays.
0:22.8	She's really busy, and again, it's not like she's going to buy them presents at this
0:27.6	point.
0:28.6	As mutant relatives of one of the big name X-Men, you'd think they'd be at the front
0:32.5	of the resurrection line.
0:34.2	Tell it to Adrian Frost.
0:36.6	But I just realized, we're assuming that Sarah is the only one of Jean's siblings
0:40.2	with kids.
0:41.5	What about Roger and Liam and Julia?
0:43.9	Huh?
0:44.9	Jean's other siblings?
0:46.7	Again.
0:47.7	Huh?
0:48.7	Well, I guess they could technically be Jean's aunts and uncles.
0:52.2	All we really know is that Rachel once referred to them as her aunts and uncles, and she was
0:56.5	pretty upset at the time, so she might have just forgotten to throw in great.
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