411. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Chris' flat in New York (again) as our guest had to push for a workplace emergency. But don't worry, it's a very good episode. We chat about the unfortunate passing of Takeoff, espresso as a color story, the complex sequence of events that leads one to smoke in their car, keeping the plastic film on your electronics and appliances, Citybike TJ is activated, we went to Alison Roman's house to eat ham for YouTube, Halloween in Borum Hill is scarier than the movie "Halloween," Dumbo is just Salt Lake City in Brooklyn, Chris went round 2 with Barry's trainer "Paris," sometimes tiramisu makes Chris cough, TJ met a very large cat named Marvin, Chris pays people to wrap presents for him, trick-or-treating is dangerous in Chris' neighborhood, Chris would never complain about noisy neighbors unless it's on this podcast, we may have reached the end of the Mila Jojovich Fifth Element Halloween costume, Elon is charging for blue checks, and we speculate who would win if Jake Paul fought Mark Zuckerberg in the metaverse. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Everywhere in the city you walk around it's just ooze ooze ooze, ooze, DJ, E. M. Noise everywhere. Oh man, it's crazy.
0:28.0	Yeah, I was listening to Fred again before you came over.
0:30.0	Are you Fred Pill? No, no, no, I was listening to a girl puppy.
0:34.0	I'm kidding.
0:36.0	How long gone?
0:37.0	We're back.
0:38.0	Another classic 101 episode live from the East Village.
0:41.0	We had a guest issue today.
0:43.0	R. I. P. Not to the guest.
0:46.0	R. I. P. Take.
0:48.0	R.P. Take off. It, it, uh, I guess he was playing dice in a bowling alley.
0:55.8	Yeah.
0:56.8	And something went wrong.
0:58.8	Yeah, I heard.
1:00.4	I mean, I'm sure by the time this comes out.
1:02.2	We'll have all the. Everyone else will know will know but yeah I heard there was an altercation and then one of one of the megos's
1:10.0	Friends or a security or something like that accidentally shot takeoff in the in a melee.
1:17.0	Oh, really?
1:18.0	I don't know if that's true or confirm or verify.
1:20.0	I heard, like somebody posted on
1:23.3	like it was going down so yeah there was a there was an altercation
1:26.7	that something was about to pop off and I think one of his one of their
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