It's freaking quarantine and you were like, no!

And he was like, listen, I will expire those tits.

No.

Thank God he did.

Yeah.

Guys, I am so excited to be joined by comedian, writer, body positivity advocate,

and former America's Next Top Model contestant, Sarah Hartshorn.

Hi. Thank you so much for coming. I'm literally not okay. We've been chatting it up for like 30 minutes. I feel like, we've known each other for years. I know. We're in it. We're in it. Yeah. I feel this energy, thank God. Yeah. But congratulations on everything you have going on. Thank you so much. Thank you. You just wrote a book. Yes. It is, you just released it. It's, you want to be on top. Memoirs of Makeover's Manipulation and not becoming America's Next Top Model. Yeah. Congratulations. And can I say about the podcast? Yeah. And you just got signed to a podcast network. Yes. Dude, things are happening. God is good. God is good. God is good. And things are happening. And yeah, it's, it's very weird. And it's all nothing that I expected. And it's all, it's also, it's, it's also annoying. So much of it is like, you know, when you're trying to make it and you're trying to get signed and you're trying to make things happen and people are like, just be yourself. And you're like, what does that even mean? Who even am I? And then like all of this did happen because I just was being weird at myself in quarantine. Like I was making TikToks and I was like, oh man, I just had a wild memory about being on America's next dot model. Let me just share this story.

And it blew up and I was like, oh man, I just had a wild memory about being on America's Next Dot Model.

Let me just share this story. And it blew up. And I was like, that's it. That's the thing. That's what people. I know. But it's good. Like, once you notice what people want, like, you just have to keep doing it, even if it's fucking annoying. Yeah. But that's so exciting. Like how does it feel like to be a writer of a book?

I can't even write a sentence.

It feels really good. Yeah. But that's so exciting. Like how does it feel like to be a writer of a book?

I can't even write a sentence.

It feels really good.

And this is, um, this is like very sentimental and like, smar me and not.

It's very off brand for me. But, um, the timing of the book was really crazy.

My grandfather was a writer.

And my memory of saying what I wanted to be when I grew up was really crazy. My grandfather was a writer. And my memory of saying what I

wanted to be when I grew up was like from age, around age 14. And people would be like,

oh, are you going to be a writer like your grandpa? And I would be like, no. That's my memory of

writing and my relationship to it. He actually passed away during the process of while I was like selling the book.

And it was really sad.

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