41: Andy’s Toilet Troubles and the Perfect SNL Cast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This week, Andy had to seek out some ‘Life Advice’ of his own after a series of unfortunate events took place in the bathroom. The boys also discuss what to do when you realize you didn’t pay for an item you got from the store, what kind of headphones to wear if you don’t want people to talk to you, and what the repercussions are if other people don’t hear your words until 10 seconds after you say them. We wrap this funny episode by drafting the perfect SNL cast.

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0:00.0	Hey, spitwatched you enjoy this show and you want just a little bit more head over oh there you are
0:07.1	You want some more show? Yes. Oh, that's not annoying at all head over to
0:12.4	spitballerspod.com and find out how you can become an official
0:16.6	supporter of this show and get access to the complete archive spitballerspod.com
0:30.3	What happens when three buffoons give life advice
0:33.4	Explore unrealistic situations and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve
0:38.8	It's the spitballerspodcast with Andy Mike and Jason
0:45.0	Wait up the boot with that shazam
0:50.0	Not a sponsor
0:52.1	Well, my my shazam only had one Z. Oh, okay, so that's not even the same word is that cuz there's a movie coming out?
0:59.1	Yeah, yeah, wait a day to show Mike. Wait a day to show. I didn't I did yes, but that in my
1:05.4	In there could have been the shack version that could have been recorded during the Shaqia. Oh, oh
1:10.7	That's right. Is it I
1:12.9	Is it real? No way you're doing this 100% I thought this was a remake of the shack movie no
1:20.0	I am cuz Sam that is hilarious because my friend like we were just making this joke
1:26.0	About how a shazam not the remake of the shack movie
1:29.7	But it's not so he was not shazam. No, he was cousin and
1:34.8	Shazam
1:36.3	Shazam the world is a DC character who apparently that
1:40.8	Used to be named Captain Marvel until Marvel said no we own that you cannot use that so now he's shazam
1:48.7	All right, maybe that's just the magic word. I don't know it's DC who cares part of being a superhero is being taken seriously
1:55.8	And if your name is shazam
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