You're listening to an Airwave Media podcast.

Recorded in Chicago, Illinois, with your host's Ken, Matt, Neil, and Jeff.

This is Triviality.

Hello, and welcome to Triviality, the game where a lack of seriousness meets a little bit of knowledge.

My name is Ken, and when people ask me, oh, you have a podcast?

What's your podcast about?

I'm just going to start telling them it's an erotic thriller.

Does that sound fair, guys?

Erotic thriller or neurotic?

Well, a little bit of both, but I said erotic. Okay. Erotic. Erotic. All right. So it's not a Woody Allen erotic thriller. Yeah. Please close your legs, by the way, Neil. Oh, well, that's okay. Jeff doesn't want to jump in on this conversation, I guess. But yeah, I'll close my legs. I know what to stay away. While Newman smokes under a really hard light. There you go. Yeah.

Oh. Jeff doesn't want to jump in on this conversation, I guess. But yeah, I'll close my legs. I know what to stay away.

While Newman smokes under a really hard light. There you go. Yeah. Well, good to see you guys. Matt's not here today, unfortunately. No, but we're watching them on security cameras like Billy Baldwin. Yeah, we got him in the interrogation room and he's like, we're sweating him out right now. Yeah. Yeah. so we'll see how his legs stay

but he's yeah he's not doing good

is room and he's like we're sweating him out right now yeah yeah so we'll see how his legs stay but

he's yeah he's not doing good is his uh his spine is still a little misaligned from the pile

driver is that what's going on yeah his spine still hurts and uh it actually is forcing his legs open

so uh it's a condition and that's hard to picture to be honest it is yeah but i don't mean difficult i mean it's it's it's a condition. This is hard to picture, to be honest. It is, yeah. But I don't mean difficult. I mean, it's weighing on me. Yeah, but like we said, it's like the movie Sliver as well, where we're watching him on a hotel, an illegal hotel video feed as he's copulating with stuffed animals or whatever he's doing. Gotcha. Yeah. That's just what Matt does. That is. But, you know, today, though, we wanted to take it back. Take it all the way back. All the way back to... Take it back and take it back and take it back. Even before the year 2000. Before 2000, as before Matt would like it. Matt likes it to take it back before Sunday. But we're going back to the 90s. That sounds great today. And in a rock way, too. Fun. Yeah. So let's introduce our guest host today because he's bringing this special game to us, reached out to us, and we're so happy to have him here, as we always are. One of our patrons, one of our friends from Auckland, New Zealand. Ryan Boyd, how are you, Ryan? I'm very well. Thank you. How are you guys doing? Doing awesome. Tell us what's been up in your world. We also had a little bit of a check-in about the age of your kids because they've been gracing our airwaves with their cream of the crop impressions. And we didn't realize how much time has passed since we've met you and have heard your kids. But yeah, tell us all about yourself and what we got in store for today. Yeah. So, yeah, Lexington, I'm living in Auckland. Got a wife and a couple of kids. My daughter is eight now. She was three when she recorded her cream of the crop intros that you

might have heard occasionally. And now I've got another three-year-old boy. So we'll request

is to get some more, some more clips from them along the way. I'll get onto them.

Yeah. And if anybody else wants to send in some cream of the crop recordings, be happy to fold

them in. Yeah, just send them to... Just like the crop recordings be happy to fold them in yeah just

send them to proverbial cheese yeah send them to triviality booking at gmail.com and either wave or

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