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I was like, wow.

I just got chills when I read that out loud.

Yeah.

Wow.

Book club.

Book club. Here we are. I, again, I'm not sure I'm ready to read your friend's book for the holidays. Oh, that's okay. I have some ideas. Oh, I'm so glad. I have an idea. I have an idea also, but I don't think you guys are going to like my idea. Sandra gave me an idea, but it's about like fairy smut. And I said no. I was like, I don't want to read fairy smut. Wait, she brought this up before. She's obsessed with us reading some kind of fairy smut. I'm okay with reading fairy smut. I don't think it's going to be for me, but I'm willing to have an open mind. But fairy smut tends to be long.

I think it is long. And I, fairies to me just scream spring. So, you know what? So fairy smut in

spring. Yeah, we got to, you know. Right around Valentine's Day. Something like that.

Like, I can't do fairies at Christmas. That's counterintuitive. Yeah. You know, fairies are like springtime. Right. Yeah. That's what my brain keep going. Christmas is more like elves. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Like, can we read Elf smut? I'm sure there is elf smut. Somebody did a take on Lord of the Rings where everybody was hooking up, I'm sure, right? But yeah, so I'm glad you have an idea.

I have one idea, but again, I don't think you guys are going to like it. And I can't remember the name of it. And I left my phone downstairs. So my people in the booth will have to help me find it. But I'm really intrigued and I'm going to read it whether you guys do or not. Okay, well now I'm dying to know.

I know, right?

You're just leaving us hanging.

I have to listen to the whole episode to find out.

Do I have to listen to the whole episode to find out. Do I have to listen to the whole episode? Yes, because we're going to create it

right now. A book of poetry. I was so interested in, I haven't read poetry in so long. So I'm glad we jumped in. I'm glad it was short. Oh, yeah. Because I'm so busy.

I was like, I can do this, no problem. But I have a lot of, I have a lot of opposing thoughts about

this book. I'm very interested to hear what you guys think about this book. I'm fascinated that

you have, I felt like it was really a, a not a very controversial

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