408: The Most Insane GTA Scandal | The Official Podcast

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2024

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Get 25% off your Fitbod supscription or try the app for free for seven days: go to https://www.FITBOD.me/OFFICIAL Get 3 months of ExpressVPN for free: go to https://www.EXPRESSVPN.com/OFFICIAL Get the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future: go to https://www.ACORNS.com/OFFICIAL Three close man friends gather around to talk about a GTA scandal. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday morning. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 408: Recorded 25/09/24 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:55 “Keanu Reaves Finally Slips” 08:57 Sonic Slop 24:53 Messed Up Incel Two-Sentence Horror Writer 42:47 State of Play / Sex & Historical Accuracy in Games 55:55 Selling Milk at Sex Shops 1:00:43 Rizz Rating With Jackson Clarke 1:19:21 The Moonmoon Cheating Drama 1:33:53 Andrew’s Kojima Quiz! 2:13:38 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 tabs open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:23.8	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:25.8	Download your new favourite bank.
0:28.0	UK residents Ties and C's apply. You're going to. Oh, Hello, welcome to episode 408 of the official podcast. We're still here and we're still going.
1:06.4	We've never left our offices in our lives. We exist only to podcast and that's what this is, the official
1:11.8	podcast. Boys, we were just talking about something very interesting
1:15.6	before the before we hit record on the on the show to someone want to take it away and tell us what we were talking about
1:22.1	because I've immediately forgot him?
1:23.4	No, let's just skip it. So as I was telling you boys,
1:27.8	Keanu Reeves apparently, to some people allegedly, he has made his first slip up. So I don't really watch stuff on
1:36.2	Netflix but allegedly there is a show called ancient apocalypse. It has a whole
1:40.6	season already and it's about an ancient it's based on claims that an
1:45.9	archaeologist called Graham Hancock has made apparently where he speculates that an
1:51.2	advanced Ice Age civilization with spiritual technology was destroyed in a cataclysm,
1:57.0	but that its survivors passed on their knowledge to hunter-gatherers,
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