Okay, I'm probably officially single.

I feel like Schman has left the building.

You guys, let's hear for men in motion.

Thank you so much. Oh my god.

Okay, like for fuck's sake, they're like really in motion.

Like, holy shit, I was just on a roller coaster ride. Okay, AJ, oh my god, your vagina is beat out. I mean, my God. Oh, Lord. Can you all believe that AJ's parents are here? You guys still here? Are you here? Yes, yes, her parents. Yes. Oh, my cousin, my cousin, my father. Wait. Oh, my God. He was like, do you have underwear on? I was like, yes. Why do you need to know? You guys, oh my God, we love you so much. Welcome to the Hayphrase podcast. It's a Bachelorette Party edition. Now, this couple of men here, did your, like, wives warn you? I mean, what the hell? You're like, oh my God, no. This man is shaking his head. You're like, come with me. He's like, I had no fucking idea I was in for this. Can we hear it for H.A. on the mic? Oh, my God. Thank you. Can we hear it for Sarah Frazier, who's finally tied the knot?

So excited. You guys all know how much I love Schman. Like, even Chase could not, like, chase me away.

Like, I'm sticking with Schman, the man. Can you believe it? How excited are you? Like you've been

doing a lot to prep for it. Actually you feel like you haven't been doing much. You're like,

you know what? Wedding planning isn't that hard. I know. That's why I feel like I'm forgetting everything. Like I'm all like, oh fuck. Like the day before I'm going to be like, shit, there's a lot to do.

But I have the venue.

We have the venue.

I think we've got all the RSVPs.

I think the dress is like second round of alterations.

I think we've got all the RSVPs. I think the dress is like second round of alterations. I think we're all set. And Schman's suit? Dan Smoot. Smoot. She's flustered. I'm sorry. Honestly, my brain is completely shaken from that like twist and turn thing that I did on the chair. Did you know he was going to do that I had no idea they were going to do that what no and then

you my friend you were down there on the floor with the chair and the underwear's and I was just like

oh my god this is this is this is legit a bachelor party I thought they were going to come out and

do like a few rounds of save a horse. Same.

No, they fucking killed the horse. The horse is dead.

They beat that horse to death.

Everybody's like, oh my God, I love it.

Okay, well, we have a lot of show to get to tonight. We're doing the Bachelorette edition.

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