405. - Drugdealer

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Michael Collins, aka Drugdealer, is a musician from Los Angeles. His new album, Hidden In Plain Sight, is out soon. We chat with him about tomatoes, Chris has been gone so long they forgot his smoothie order at Whole Foods, Blink 182 back on road, Khloe working security, some of Mike's favorite HLG episodes, the similarities between the blogosphere era and the quar*ntine, growing up in the nasty ass Baltimore experimental music scene, we learn all there is to know about train hopping, the ins and outs of shoplifting, doing that thing where you buy an old diesel Mercedes, getting free gas for over a year by phreaking the pump, splitting the check as a sober person, how to drink mezcal the right way, the DIY noise support group, and what happened when Mike took one last ride on the train. instagram.com/drugdealer twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're going to go and Oh, good to hear from you bitch. It's Chris Black, back on his Kali swagag sitting here in a giant suite at the beautiful
0:25.6	Astro Hotel as the renovations continue to crawl to a finish. Them jeans, how are you
0:31.2	bro? Is the sweet green candle smelling good? I just lit my tomato and dirt
0:35.7	Flamingo Estate X sweet green candle. Of course tomato and dirt. I love to celebrate tomatoes.
0:44.0	And as winter is knocking on the door,
0:48.0	obviously we're sort of moving away from tomato season.
0:51.0	So this is the only way I'm able to embalm that scent
0:54.5	until spring has sprung so yeah.
0:57.1	You love a tomato so much that you've had to light a candle in remembrance almost because this season is coming to a close and
1:06.2	TJ just needs his fix of the beautiful red nature's candy.
1:11.5	A lot of other tomato heads say that it gets easier every season but you know
1:16.1	I'll let you know when that happens because it really doesn't get easier every it's it's it's always let down.
1:21.0	Do you even are you one of those people who wouldn't even eat a tomato if it's not in season?
1:24.8	You know, you know you can still buy them, of course, but would you just kind of bypass that and move on to something else?
1:29.9	Like eating a tomato just like where the tomato is the star or like a sandwich that has tomato in it from
1:37.1	subway or something. I would say if you were a real head you wouldn't even order
1:40.8	a turkey club from Jimmy Johns with the tomato on it if it was out of season.
1:45.6	If it's out of if it's if it's if it's if a tomato is out of season I will sort of honk twice and give it a sniff
1:52.0	you know all I'll inspect the undercarriage for color cut in
1:57.6	brilliance.
1:58.6	If it's not a free, yeah, for clarity.
2:01.6	It's not a BBS or higher tomato.
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