401-Ari Shaffir--Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2017

⏱️ 166 minutes

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Summary

When a longshoreman doesn't feel like talking, you better get to walking or you're gonna get trespassing. That's just the way it goes. Plus, your feedback is boring in for Christina's Fart Mistress Shed. Will she go thru with it? AND we have a new awful work song. It's really quite depressing. Hope you enjoy it! The real news is Ari Shaffir is not only back from his vision quest, he's actually HERE, in the mommy dome. He has a new special coming to Netflix July 18 called Double Negative. Oh and he still owes Tommy and Bert a trip.

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0:00.0	I'm filming my special hour this Saturday June 24th at the show box theater in Seattle.
0:21.8	If you would like tickets, the link is at thousandranch.com.
0:25.6	You put in for it and then they will email you back.
0:29.2	So I'm running it one last time at flapper's comedy club in Burbank and the You Who Room
0:34.6	small room.
0:36.7	And that's it.
0:37.7	That's all I got on the, oh in July 9th.
0:40.1	No, no, when do you run it?
0:41.8	You said I was June 22nd.
0:43.5	Okay.
0:44.5	Yeah, at eight o'clock show at You Who flappers Burbank.
0:47.7	July 9th is the Palm cast live.
0:51.9	At the sperm sperm vine improv in, where is it?
0:59.7	It's in sperm vine California.
1:02.4	That's a big ol' improv there.
1:04.0	We did it back in February and now we are back doing the Palm cast for all of you.
1:12.9	Your mom's house.
1:14.4	So get those tickets.
1:15.4	Go to ThomSugurra.com slash tour.
1:17.5	If you scroll to the bottom of the page, it has the podcast dates.
1:22.1	Make sure you check those out.
1:23.4	I am going to the dirty, dirty.
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