#400: Shoot To Kill (@DanishAndOneill) Ryan Oneill and Jeff Danis of Beach Cops and Boner City USA fame join Skeptic Tank to talk about getting shot at from 5 feet away and living to tell about it.

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🗓️ 14 September 2020

⏱️ 253 minutes

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Summary

Ryan Oneill and Jeff Danis come on to talk about some criminal mastermind shooting 3-5 gunshots at Oneill from about 4 feet away. Unfortunately the guy missed. But something good will come from it. And the good is that D&O, The Danish and O'Neill, The Beach Cops boys are able to come on Skeptic Tank to talk over the harrowing experience. Harrowing for Ryan. Jeff was changing his kid's diaper or something, which I guess is also harrowing. Probably more harrowing when you think about it.

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The Music

Bruce Springsteen - Point Blank

Pat Benetar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot

TLC - Survivor

Cat Stevens - I’m Gonna Get Me A Gun

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Transcript

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0:00.0	when he started shooting at me like you can see the muzzle flash it's in and
0:05.4	it's dark area so I and that's when things got really surreal because your
0:10.0	mind goes holy shit like this guy says a gun and he's fucking shooting it
0:16.2	because I saw he had looked like he had something in his hand but I didn't know
0:18.6	what it was
0:30.0	on blind
0:33.6	the fullest time
0:35.6	the girl I surpassed
0:41.8	right between the eyes
0:44.6	but even on blind
0:50.0	right between the pretty eyes that they can tell
1:00.0	bop bop bop bop bop bop
1:05.2	hello everybody why how did singers think about that why would a singer
1:11.8	instead of just playing one note they're all mean my brother he said to
1:15.8	that in shoul we like mock the Canter you know because he would do that
1:20.1	warbel thing just half of them would half of them would just play the regular
1:23.0	notes
1:24.9	shmou you saw I don't know
1:32.8	what the fuck is that I mean what do you think about it it's cool that
1:36.7	they're just doing one note ma or ma
1:43.9	guys episode 400 here
1:48.8	and you know what that means that means the D&O
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