# 400 - Celebrating My 400th Episode With Bert
Wife of the Party
Berty Boy Productions
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2025
⏱️ 95 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So if you missed him last weekend, or if he wasn't in your area, Bert's coming to the following |
| 0:05.6 | cities on his permission to party world tour. October 9th, Lincoln, California, October 10th, |
| 0:10.9 | Missoula, October 11th, Everett, Washington, October 12th, Portland, Oregon. And you can avoid scalpers |
| 0:17.1 | and go to berberbert.com. That's where you're going to get your lowest ticket prices. |
| 0:22.9 | What do you think it's like to be me? |
| 0:24.3 | I bet it's fucking bliss. |
| 0:26.8 | Just fucking bliss. |
| 0:28.6 | You wake up and you go, |
| 0:30.7 | that was an athlete. |
| 0:33.5 | I'm going to go get me some coffee. |
| 0:36.5 | And then you walked on to the go, look at that dog. |
| 0:40.5 | Look at that dog. |
| 0:41.8 | Look at that dog. |
| 0:43.3 | Hey, Mr. Cat. |
| 0:44.6 | Hey, Mr. Cat. |
| 0:45.7 | I'm getting coffee. |
| 0:47.2 | I'm getting coffee. |
| 0:48.5 | You're pretty close. |
| 0:49.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.3 | I have two special guests today on my 400th episode. |
| 0:57.0 | The last time she was a guest, she had an anal gland problem and caused quite a ruckus, but we decided to let her back in. |
| 1:06.7 | Back when Ila was living with us. |
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