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The Andrew Gold Show (Heretics)

4: World's First Blogger: I had a breakdown & Kurt Vonnegut beat me up.

The Andrew Gold Show (Heretics)

Andrew Gold

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Documentary

4.31.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Ever wonder who the world's first ever blogger was? The first blog in history was links.net, published by Justin Hall. And I was lucky enough to get an interview with him for the fourth episode of the Andrew Gold Podcast. From the Kardashians and One Direction to Kelly Clarkson and Donald Trump, every influencer and reality star owes a debt to Justin Hall, the world’s first ever blogger. If over-sharing online has become a disease, I like to think of Justin as Patient Zero of our Social Influenza. And yet, you’ve probably never heard of him. His is a tale of the cautionary variety. When he was just 8, his father killed himself in a corner of the family home. Justin went to therapy, where he developed a penchant for oversharing to anyone who’d listen, judge and advise. The Web came around at just the right time, allowing him an outlet for these thoughts and feelings. For some time, he was the darling of the early web and he amassed a following in the tens of thousands in the early 90s. Steadfast in his commitment to document every minor and major detail in his life and lay himself bear, he…quite literally lay himself bear, his sexy pornographic photos juxtaposing well with images of his flaccid, infected penis – a work of art he calls Cat Dick. As friends and family began to call him out for writing about them on the net, Justin fell apart, leading to the breakdown video you heard at the top of this recording. You’ll find that, along with everything else, on his blog, links.net, which has been running since 1993 in its original format. It’s a digital museum. The highlights of his story include the time he travelled across the States to meet his fans and teach them to make their own websites – and the time he had a physical altercation with writer Kurt Vonnegut. All of this has led him, I’m pleased and humbled to say, to a conversation ON THIS PODCAST about how it all began, what led to his breakdown and how he sees the future of online sharing, blogging and influencing. We also talk about Cat Dick. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And I publish my life out of internet and it doesn't make people want to be with me.

0:40.0

It makes people not trust me and I don't know what the fuck to do about it.

0:47.0

I want to relate so badly.

0:57.0

And I can't find people I can't relate to. From the Kardashians and one direction to Kelly Clarkson and Donald Trump,

1:02.0

every influencer and reality star owes a debt to Justin Hall,

1:06.3

the world's first ever blogger.

1:09.4

If oversharing online has become a disease, I like to think of Justin as patient zero of our

1:14.4

social influenza. And yet you've probably never heard of him. I'm a 20 year old

1:19.4

guy. I can write about my life and thousands of people will come and read it every day.

1:23.4

This is really a revolution.

1:25.1

His is a tale of the cautionary variety.

1:28.4

When he was just eight, his father killed himself in a corner of the family home.

1:33.0

Justin went to therapy where he developed a pension for over sharing to anyone who'd listen,

1:37.8

judge and advise.

1:39.8

The web came around at just the right time, allowing him an outlet for these thoughts and feelings.

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