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So look at this guy that puts some meth between his butt cheeks, but he hasn't rolled up.

They almost look like turds.

The rolled up meth almost looks like turds.

Yeah, because he's definitely black.

But they said it was between his buttocks, not in his butt.

Oh, well, he wasn't really trying then.

I clicked on that story because you labeled it,

uh, meth butt plug.

I just saw a cheeky smuggler,

hidden meth.

Oh, I thought maybe he was, you know, nature's pocket.

No, it says here they, when they, the dog,

like all dogs sniffed his ass, I guess.

And, uh, they realized he had something.

So he had to be clenching, too.

Yeah, between the man's buttocks.

That's a lot.

Yeah.

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