Talking about tattooed rings and best friends banging your wife.

Yeah.

Wall Street Journal has here five unexpected things people went to war for during their divorce.

I was told one of the things I was told by my lawyer

he called it wood and metal he goes do not

fight over furniture and crap like that

he says I won't put any of that stuff in divorce

I mean I'm not talking about fancy paintings or something like that. I said, don't fight. That doesn't, none of that matters. Like furniture, bedding, that crap. Beds, furniture, whatever. Anything that's in-house, wood or metal, basically don't fight over that. But you got the bed, didn't you? I got all the stuff. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

One of the most trivial points of contention between. Oh, I got the bad, yes.

That wasn't going anywhere.

Brooke and Andrew Reese's divorce was a Walgreens reward account.

It was tied to Brooks number, which she said during mediation, Andrew asked for the account along with it's points and coupons

and she just let him have it yeah there's a lawyer out there on on on tictock and reels it's just

he's a divorce lawyer and he says the stuff people he does little reels about the stuff people

have fought about want in their divorce decree. How many points were on this thing?

Good point, Nick.

Yeah, I might have been pretty good. What about your Burger King points, Nick? Say your wife leaves your ass. Just you want the Burger King app. Oh, I think she'll be like, keep them, dweeb. Is it in your name? They're on his phone. Yeah. Or would you be diabolical enough to use all the reward points right before serving the divorce paper?

They're gone.

Oh, I wish I had a surplus of Burger King crowns.

I bet you do.

One guy in Connecticut spent 70 grand fighting for sole custody of the Labrador Retriever. Yeah, people do that. I knew a pet was going to be in here. Yeah, and I understand that. I wouldn't, because I think some people were just, you know, obviously Chloe stayed here with me and I got to keep it. Oh, this guy was just being a dick. The client didn't even want the dog. Right. He just knew his wife adored it. Wow. I understand. Yeah, the lawyer they're quoting here says custody of visitation of children are sometimes easier to gociate than over the pets. That's patch, right. The pets love you all the time. The pets aren't going to stab you in the back of the head. That's right. Pets love you all the time the pets aren't going to stab you in the back of the head

that's right

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