4/27: Evil Wedding Crasher Destroys Families With Genius Con

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2021

⏱️ 40 minutes

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The 2020 Census results are in and America is growing at its slowest rate since the Great Depression. Vaccine demand specifically for seconds shots is lower than expected. Andrew Brow Jrs shooting video via police body cam is expected to be made public imminently. Elon Musk is on an all time heater as are wedding crashers, beavers and people calling for Rick Santorum’s head 00:03:55 - Daily Buzz - #5 Vaccination shot demand going down 00:05:45 - #4 - Kim Kardashian and Van Jones might be an item 00:08:40 - #3 - Andrew Brown Jr shooting footage expected to be made public 00:10:40 - #2 - Census results: America growing slower than it has in 100 years, red leaning states gain 7 seats, blue lose 7 00:11:45 - #1 - Elon Musk is on a major heater with Space X stuff, crypto stuff, social media stuff and hosting SNL in a few weeks 00:15:00 - Wes tells us about a wedding crasher that makes Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn look like Mother Theresa 00:23:30 - Mark tells us about a stupid priest who allegedly murdered his wife and was charged despiste no body being found because his computer search history was so blatantly driven toward researching how to dispose of a body 00:27:45 - Former two time US senator Rick Santorum becomes the latest member of the ‘Soft Corner’ after he takes a big ole dump on Native American culture 00:36:45 - Mark tells us about how beavers stay busy by destroying humans ability to enjoy power and internet These stories and more, brought to you by our fantastic sponsors. FastGrowingTrees.com is the world’s largest online nursery. Now through June 30th go to FastGrowingTrees.com/FACTOR for 15% off your order Helix was awarded the #1 best overall mattress pick of 2020 and by GQ and Wired Magazine. Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at HelixSleep.com/HardFactor Listen/Subscribe to Hard Factor: Apple Podcasts Spotify Google Podcasts Follow Hard Factor: Twitter - @HardFactorNews Instagram - @HardFactorNews Youtube - HardFactorNews Voice Mail - 512-270-1480 Hard Factor Mark: Twitter - @HardFactorMark IG - @HardFactorMark Hard Factor Pat: Twitter - @HardFactorPat IG - @Pclassidy Hard Factor Wes: Twitter - @HardFactorWes IG - @HardFactorWes Hard Factor Will: Twitter - @HardFactorWill IG - @HardFactorWill Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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