4/1/22: Microplastics & Slime Robots May Already Be Inside You

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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A new study out of the Netherlands suggests that your body is filled with millions of pieces of microplastics that could cause clogging in your urethra and there is nothing you can do about it (00:38:45). Also, Caitlyn Jenner becomes Fox News LGBTQIA correspondent, and slime robots are the future of healthcare. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:11) - Fun Fact: Burger King’s Left Handed Whoppers (00:07:36) - Cadbury Easter Egg Scam (00:10:11) - SlapGate Update (00:13:21) - Caitlyn Jenner Joins Fox News (00:17:43) - Full Update on The War in Ukraine Wait, That Doesn’t Go There! (00:29:50) - New York Man Ruins Penis with Cocaine Injection (00:34:18) - Jersey School Serves Hand Sanitizer in Milk Cartons TikTok International Moment (00:38:45) - Netherlands - Microplastics Detected in Human Blood (00:44:06) - China - Slime Robots Are The Future of Medicine (00:47:19) - England - OnlyFans “Fake Barbie” Turns out to be a Murderer (00:55:22) - Listener Voicemails and Reviews These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors:| Bird Dogs - Get the world’s most comfortable shorts and pants and a free whistle football with code HARD NEWS at https://www.birddogs.com Sunday - Get the best lawn in your neighborhood. Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit https://www.getsunday.com/factor20 Black Buffalo - 21 or over and want the best alternative high quality chewing tobacco? Head to https://www.blackbuffalo.com and use promo code HARDFACTOR at checkout for 25% off your first order Noom Mood - Take control of your mental health and manage your stress and anxiety. Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at https://www.noom.com/hardfactor Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:33.1	It is Friday, April 1st, 2022.
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