398-Top Dog & Charo-Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2017

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Do you like heavy breathing into the mic? CHECK! What about laughing uncontrollably at street jokes? BOOM! Anybody poop their pants lately? You guessed it, Top Dog is in the building and he brought his Peruvian princess with him. Before we get to that we've got people marrying themselves and buildings, plus what's the opposite of a happy Dad Boner? Is it Dad Rage? Whatever it is, we found him too.

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0:00.0	Gene.
0:07.0	Judge, Judge, Judge,
0:09.0	Jeans.
0:10.0	Tell everybody where they can get your tics.
0:15.0	OMG, I'm so excited to announce that I am taping my one hour special in Seattle and
0:21.7	meet rattle at the show box theater.
0:45.7	That's this weekend in Denver and then June 16th and 17th, manfrangisco at the punchline
0:51.7	and then June 22nd, I run the set for the last time before taping at flappers comedy club
0:57.7	in the you who room and then June 24th the big day in Seattle.
1:01.7	Also July 9th, we are doing your mom's house live at the Irvine improv.
1:07.7	You can get tickets at my website and Tommy's as well.
1:11.7	In August 23rd we are doing YMH live at West Palm Beach at the improv there.
1:17.7	There you go.
1:18.7	Get your tickets now guys.
1:19.7	Boom.
1:20.7	Let's see, I will be Tucson, Arizona at the Realtto Theatre, June 9th, Reno at the Grand Theatre,
1:29.7	at the Grand Sierra Resort, June 10th and June 11th I'm at Pachanga.
1:35.7	And from there I go to the Southam in Virginia, North and South Carolina in July.
1:42.7	Later in the month I'm in Montreal, Hampton Beach, Wilmington, Delaware and Baltimore,
1:49.7	Baldwin, Horses, Maryland, the Modell Performing Arts Center at the Lyric.
1:55.7	And then of course I am off to Mumstralia.
2:00.7	I'm doing the Brisbane Sydney Melben and Perth.
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