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The Basement Yard

#397 - Dating A Conjoined Twin

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Joe and Frank discuss the difficulties of dating a conjoint twin! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard Frank. What's going on cuz what's oh cuz ill I don't know why I said what the fuck was that?

0:05.8

Why am I your cuz? Oh, I've been downgraded

0:09.6

From best friend from bestie. I never said bestie. I've said bud. You have said bud. What so what do you call your best friends?

0:17.0

Well, you you call your names

0:19.1

You do it so then so then yeah, so then I guess I'm in the right in the right you know echelon

0:23.2

Yeah, because you'd ever called me anything outside of pieces shit asshole where the fuck are you? Yeah, you know

0:29.0

Those general things right but where the fuck are you? Yeah, that was very New York of you

0:34.1

I think are you what a cause are you on a bit of a Bingbong cruise because of the nicks?

0:37.8

What oh, well yeah, maybe you become I noticed you really like the nicks when they're winning

0:42.7

No, just when they're in the playoffs. Yeah, yeah, at least you admitted. I don't really watch best

0:48.2

I mean I watch basketball but like very passively and I definitely don't watch

0:53.5

Regular season basketball like the first quarter. Yeah, yeah, you are

0:59.0

I would say of your like sports

1:01.6

fandom. Yeah, you're an active giants fan. Yeah an active Yankees fan. Yeah a passive nicks fan and a passive Rangers

1:09.9

No, I'm more active. I would say I'm more active on the Rangers than

1:14.9

Probably not more than the giants, but they're definitely second place. Well, I mean I guess it's easier to watch the giants more because it's only on once a week

1:22.5

Yeah, and it's kind of like you know, it's like a holy day basically for football fans when the Rangers

1:27.3

I watch like almost like every game really. Yeah, wow. That's I try to watch all the Yankees a lot of games

1:33.9

It's easier now. It's only two and a half hours guys

1:36.6

No, I kind of miss when it was all longer

1:39.2

It's good. It's suck when we go to a game and we go to get a beer and we come back and foreign things have gone by and we're like

1:44.6

What did I miss? It's like the whole game practically?

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