396-The REAL Water Champ, Martin Riese-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2017

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

This one is particularly Amaze, Jean. Nothing like the police scaring you as you literally swim with sharks. Hear the REAL audio and decide if you'll ever swim again. Plus, does anyone deserve a beating the way people who WISH they were disabled do? Can we start a fundraiser to get them their wish? We have a Horrible or Hilarious that is not, well, hilarious. So, just listen. AND, has Tommy finally crossed the line with Tina and his grossness? To make things even better we have our first guest in ages in studio. This guy is the REAL WATER CHAMP. It's water sommelier, Martin Riese. Get ready to get educated in everything H20.

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0:00.0	Oh, one thing I forgot to mention during the show, a lot of people have asked me where
0:04.6	they can get completely normal now that it's not on Netflix.
0:09.6	The reason it's not on Netflix is because the license expired.
0:13.4	It had like a five-year license or something like that.
0:17.4	Anyways, I had it restocked.
0:20.2	So it's in my store.
0:21.2	I signed a bunch of them.
0:22.2	If anybody wants one, it's there along with a whole bunch of other merch that we have.
0:28.6	You can go through my site, TomSagura.com, go to the store or you can go directly to Merch
0:33.4	Method.com slash TomSagura.
0:36.4	Alright, thanks guys.
0:38.2	Oh, your butthole.
0:39.9	Yeah, we got it.
0:42.4	We got that in there.
0:44.4	Hell yeah.
0:46.0	Jew door titties is coming up, right?
0:48.2	That's right Tom.
0:49.2	I'm so excited to do the Gotham Comedy Club in Jew door titties this weekend, May 19th
0:55.7	and 20th and then June 1st through 3rd Denver, Colorado, the Denver Come On You works in
1:02.7	the downtown location.
1:04.6	June 16th and 17th, the man friend disco at the punchline and then June 22nd, Flep Air
1:11.6	is Comedy Club.
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