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🗓️ 3 January 2023
⏱️ 138 minutes
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0:00.0 | Oh, look at this man. Hey, don't welcome my friends to Batman be on the final Batman |
0:24.2 | be on of 2022 this wretched year. I'm Kevin Smith and I am Mark Bernard. Hey, oh, |
0:31.4 | welcome kids. This is where it all comes to an end. This is it. This is the moment you've |
0:38.3 | been waiting for. You're like, I want this to stop. About to stop. You're about to give |
0:42.9 | what you wanted all year long. You were like, one for ten, not ten. Sayonara freaks. |
0:49.3 | End is nine. I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas, Kwanza, Hanukkah, whatever you celebrate |
0:59.0 | man. What about those who worship the devil? What did they do? Some pagan ritual for you cats too. |
1:04.9 | The same thing they do every day Kevin. Try to take over the world. Hopefully something |
1:11.8 | in Jolly. How were your holidays, Mark? Mine were good. I avoided what sounded like travel |
1:19.0 | off travel apocalypse 2022. Even though I was on a plane on Christmas day, I had taken my |
1:27.5 | son to Minneapolis. He is a big Minnesota Vikings fan. So we went for his Christmas present |
1:34.0 | to go see a Minnesota Vikings home football game in Minneapolis, Minnesota, where it was |
1:40.1 | negative five degrees for most of the time. Yeah. That's a father's love right there. |
1:47.5 | That's a stint. What I know of you, I'm not going to say I know you like I know myself, |
1:52.9 | but all the time we've known each other, you've never mentioned sports ball once. So I can't |
1:58.5 | imagine that you were sitting there like go sports ball. Well, given that I know you, |
2:05.2 | as well as I know you, mentioning sports ball would get me no purchase. |
2:10.2 | They're blackly blinking. Like are you a sports ball enthusiast of some sort? I am a sports |
2:16.5 | ball enthusiast. Do you have a secret life? Do you have a life that I don't know? |
2:21.2 | I don't know because you all think I can handle it? Well, when we're looking to like all |
2:26.2 | paint our chests and go to the football, you know, sports ball stadium, I figure I'll |
2:31.3 | think Kevin's down for the chest painting. I'll call the other guys. I like cosplay as |
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