#390 - Too Fat To Kill - Ramsey, New Jersey

Small Town Murder

James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman

True Crime, Comedy

4.9 • 77.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

This week, in Ramsey, New Jersey, a woman hears her boyfriend being murdered, over the phone, but by the time police get to him, it's too late. The focus lands on a family member of an ex, but that man says that he couldn't possibly have committed this murder... because he was "too fat to murder"! This gets even crazier at trial, including lying family members, wiretaps, insane internet searches. And, of course, a parrot!!

Along the way, we find out that parrots are a sign of impending doom, that you shouldn't stop for a burger, on your way to do a murder, and that no one is too fat to be a killer!!

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0:27.0	Yeah!
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0:31.0	Yeah indeed, Jimmy Ye indeed.
0:33.0	My name is James Petrogallo, I'm here with my co-host.
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0:40.0	Climb on and we have a really weird story for you today.
0:45.0	As usual, some very...
0:47.0	Just some things that fall into place in this story where you're like,
0:51.0	this isn't... how is this real?
0:53.0	This can't be real and it is and it's amazing.
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