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390. Rough Stuff: Willie Muse & the Funeral Walk of Shame

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Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Willie Muse of College Humor drops by and graces us with several pieces of rough stuff. In this episode, he tells a tale of trying to be the hero of camp and his brother’s tale of an inappropriate walk during a funeral. Plenty oofs this time around. Maybe some yeeshes. Features: Willie Muse: https://twitter.com/Williesillie2 Sarah Griffith: https://twitter.com/sk_griffith Bridgett Greenberg: https://twitter.com/BridgettTweets Rough Stuff Pod: https://twitter.com/roughstuffpod Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, welcome to Rough Stuff, the podcast where we invite comedians and our

0:24.6

friends on to telemericic stories about our childhoods. I'm your co-host, Bridget Greenberg, and I don't

0:34.0

know. I had one, I had one and I lost it, I lost it entirely. It's escaped from my brain.

0:46.4

This is why we were, you know, yeah, I should think of one. I was like, let's just skip it. I

0:53.9

don't need one. I've done enough. Let's just keep all this too, I think. This is embarrassing.

1:00.0

I'm Bridget Greenberg and I don't, I'm unprepared for my own podcast. She's never listened to

1:06.4

an episode never once. It's, I can't, I can't listen to this. Well, it's, it's my voice. Well,

1:16.3

that's, that's my co-host, co-host. Okay, you take over. You're better. Okay, I'm Sarah Griffith

1:24.4

and my embarrassing fact that I prepared before the episode started, is that when I was a little

1:31.5

kid, I used to just like eat random food off the floor. You? Yeah. Just random. What you found?

1:38.2

Well, that's horrifying, but better than I am still, so I don't know why I'm judging.

1:45.4

And with us is, you know, I'm from his work at College Humor. It's Willie Muse. And I'm going to

1:53.0

put him on the spot after I told him to be prepared for a thing that I myself is not prepared for.

1:58.4

Oh, man. Okay. Well, I used to, you, you gave me an example of what kind of embarrassing thing

2:08.8

to think of. And that just made me remember like flooding back how aggressively I used to do

2:13.5

the macarena. And every bar mitzvah, I was ever at in like a way where I was like really proud

2:18.4

of it. And now I'm horrified by the, by the mere fact that I would like make sure that I got

2:24.2

pulled up on stage, but in the macarena every time I went to a bar mitzvah. How do you do the macarena

2:30.8

better than other people? Like how? This is my question. Yeah. I think you just get really into it.

2:36.4

I was younger at the time of the macarena's heyday. So I think that like DJs were a little more prone

2:44.5

to being, being nice to me. And if you're just going to put your whole heart and soul into doing

2:48.2

the macarena, you'll get, are you like finally putting your hands out, finally crossing them over

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