#39: Womb Raider - Eviction Time!

Pardon My American

Pardon My American Podcast

Politics, Society & Culture, News, Comedy, Entertainment News

4.7 • 751 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Some kid sports should be illegal…Pro-choice is a euphemism for pro-killing babies…If sex is in your future, plan for it with Amazon condoms (free Prime shipping)…Pregnant and Imprisoned, coming to AE TV this Fall…Don’t have sex with people you wouldn’t have kids with…Making money from dead fetal tissue is not a conspiracy…The Sex Facts segment is brought to you by Tennessee whiskey-dick…Fans are encouraged to deploy the nipple test! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/pardon-my-american/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	You're listening to you.
0:02.4	Pardon by America.
0:05.2	With your host, David Thomas.
0:07.7	So is that way every time I take it dumb?
0:09.5	Like I get the quivered?
0:10.6	I mean, you got a big old turd coming out.
0:12.6	That thing's rubbing up on that plane.
0:14.8	Chris, holo.
0:16.2	I'm not an entirely huge fan of bananas.
0:18.7	I'm more like banana laugh atifis. Those are better.
0:23.2	And Greg Williams.
0:25.5	It's like, put your dick over the urinal,
0:27.5	shake it off, and then put it in your pants.
0:31.0	Ah, here we are again.
0:33.2	Another podcast.
0:34.6	Woo-hoo! Another episode.
0:36.4	And guess we got back today.
0:38.2	The Holy Man.
0:39.0	The Holy Man.
0:40.6	Risholumbah.
0:43.6	Oh, Jesus.
0:44.3	Like I'm on the WWF.
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