39. Unauthorized Sounds

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Thank you so much for your questions. Keep them coming! Today we discuss condoms, persistent neighbor disputes, when strangers are repeatedly weird to you, being rusty at dating, and bringing a relationship back to a good place after sorta fucking it up. Plus, remember Life Stinks, and what's up with nobody ever saying goodbye on the phone in movies? 📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.0	Lifeline is an advice show for entertainment purposes only.
0:33.2	If you need real help or advice, please seek a therapist or licensed professional.
0:51.7	Hello. If you need real help or advice, please seek a therapist or licensed a professional. Uh, hop to, hop to, hop to, hop to, skip it. What is it?
0:54.4	Hattu, Hattu, Hibbub, skimbo up, skimbo up, hut too. Hutt two, hot to, hop to, skip it. What is it? Hutt two, Hibbub, skibbub, scubbub, Hutt, Hutt, Hibb. Hutt, Hik, Hik, Hik. Keptu.
0:58.7	A quarterback, a quarterback.
1:00.1	Yeah, that is it?
1:01.4	I think it's Hutt2, Hutt two, Hutt two, skip it up, skip it up, skip it up, hop, yeah, yeah. That's from Life Stinks with Mel Brooks, and I laughed so hard at that part when I was a kid,
1:11.0	when he's trying to pedal for change because he saw the kid doing it and he needs money,
1:15.3	right?
1:16.3	He needs money.
1:17.3	He's like a formerly super rich Beverly Hills producer, maybe even.
1:20.6	Okay.
1:21.6	And he's like a shitty guy.
1:23.6	Yeah, I know that, right.
1:24.6	Well, I'm telling the audience because we're recording. I know you know that. I already know that. So, skip the part.
1:30.2	That's the kid doing it.
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