Hello and welcome to Connected episode 381.

It's made possible this week by our sponsors, Squarespace, Smile, Capital One, and

memberful. My name is Stephen Hackett, and I'm joined by Mr. Federico Vatici.

Hello. Hi. How are you?

I am good. How are you?

I am good. I'm doing very well. I'm excited for today's show.

Me too. Lots of good stuff today. We're also joined by our friend Mike Hurley.

This is unacceptable.

What? What is?

This is unacceptable. This is What is? This is unacceptable.

This is an odd episode.

And on odd episodes, I'm introduced first.

But is the chairman now?

And he can decide to do whatever you want.

Is this the decision you've decided to make as chairman?

This is the chairman perk to reverse the order.

That you are freed from the requirement to remember odd and even.

Is this what you're giving yourself?

Free to introduce people in whatever order he prefers.

What did it is someone had their cursor up at the top and like selected the Federico line.

So at the top of the document we have in comic sands two lines

it says even episodes Federico odd episodes Mike and I got it backwards because someone's

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