381 – If We Told You, We’d Have to Kill You

Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

Jay Edidin & Miles Stokes

Arts, Books, Visual Arts

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

In which real life sucks; Havok may or may not be a bad enough dude to rescue mutantkind; X-Factor quits; CD-ROMs were never THAT cool; subtlety is for suckers; Val Cooper hates nothing more than she hates the U.S. government; and Jamie Madrox wants nothing to do with your nonsense.

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0:00.0	Hey Miles, you remember that time Polaris went evil?
0:04.0	Uh, you're gonna have to narrow it down Jay.
0:07.0	Oh you know, um, after Havoc left her at the altar.
0:11.0	Oh right, because of that nurse he had a dream affair with?
0:14.0	Exactly, and Polaris went full villain like Magneto Helmet and all.
0:19.0	Where'd she get Magneto's Helmet?
0:21.0	She made her own.
0:22.0	I mean, okay, I guess she could, yeah.
0:25.0	Out of flatware.
0:26.0	WHAT?!
0:30.0	I'm Jay Editan.
0:40.0	And I'm Miles Stokes.
0:42.0	And we are here to explain the X-Men.
0:45.0	Because it's about time someone did.
0:47.0	Welcome to episode 381 of Jay and Miles explain the X-Men where we walk you through the ins,
0:52.0	the outs, and the retcons of comics, greatest superhero soap opera.
0:56.0	And welcome back to...
0:58.0	The government, or at least a team of mutants that works for them.
1:01.0	For now.
1:03.0	Exactly.
1:04.0	So this is an X-Factor episode, as you might have already gathered.
1:08.0	And this is an X-Factor episode where like some stuff actually happens,
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