381: GOODBYE TO AN OLD FRIEND, ROBOTS, BAD DRIVERS

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2012

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Saying goodbye to an old friend, business cards, drivers with distractions, robotic phones. Slurp a slap monkey!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If I were a rich man,
0:06.0	threw my ass out, I just threw my ass out.
0:09.0	Wow.
0:10.0	Uh, welcome to the Harlan Highway.
0:12.0	Don't throw this podcast out because I am Welcome to the Harlan Highway.
0:12.6	Don't throw this podcast out because I am Harlan Williams, your host, and welcome, welcome, welcome.
0:19.2	So glad you're here, man.
0:22.4	What a show we have today.
0:24.3	We're gonna be talking about business cards.
0:26.6	Do you collect business cards?
0:28.2	How many do you have?
0:29.6	Any weird ones?
0:31.7	I have a few. I'm gonna talk about that and are you a lap driver you know I think you know what I mean do you put stuff in your lap when you drive like a living breathing creature like a dog? Are you one of these people
0:46.4	that drives around with a dog on your lap? Oh yeah, I'm peed about that.
0:56.5	And then something a little sad, a little touching, gonna be talking about when a friend,
1:00.2	a friend exits your life, when a friend goes away. How does it make you feel?
1:07.0	Oh, it's not fun, is it?
1:10.0	And then lastly, oh, talk about friends, have you got the new Siri iPhone with the talking your friend or is it all just computerized BS fake relationship mumbojumbo you're
1:27.2	gonna find out right here on the Harlan Highway
1:30.8	welcome to the Harlan Highway.
1:33.0	Relax, get ready to have fun.
1:36.0	What we've got here is failure to communicate.
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