380 World’s Worst First Date

Sex Talk With My Mom

Cameron Poter

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Sexuality

4.5 • 765 Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What was the worst first date you've been on? I got spooked by someone talking to the dead. My mom got spooked by an adult man with a baby blanket. We test our hearts on the show by taking at-home EKG scans. We learn to never put USB cords in our urethras. Please support our show by using our sponsors' links below! SATISFYER – Want the most cutting edge sexual wellness device? Check out any of Satisfyer's app-enabled vibrators, air pulse stimulators, and more! Get 30% off any Satisfyer by using code MOM30 at www.Satisfyer.com. PROSE – Want luxurious, shining KarenLee-style hair? Prose will make custom hair products specifically for you! Get 15% off your first order today by visiting www.Prose.com/Sneaky. HELIX – An excellent mattress is essential for fantastic sex. Our pick is Helix Sleep because they're super comfy and custom to your needs! Right now you can get up to $200 off and two free pillows when you got to www.helixsleep.com/sextalk. ❣️You can view this full episode in video form by going to our YouTube channel. A special huge thank you to our wonderful videographer/editor/producer, Dale! Join our sparkling new Sneaky Freak chatroom on Discord! Just visit: https://discord.gg/jJZqkUw3dV. To gain exclusive access to all our Discord channels, join us at Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Grab some Sex Talk w/ My Mom swag at sextalkwithmymom.com. Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, want to hear a PC Game Pass advert?
0:04.7	I'll take your silence as a yes.
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0:22.6	available November 20th, 2024. Game catalog varies by region and overtime. And yeah, that's the
0:27.9	end of the script. Hey, you sneaky freak, get off of Pornhub and go to YouTube. You can be
0:34.2	watching this episode right now with your own two little oh hosts.
0:38.3	Yeah, why are you listening? One you can see.
0:41.4	Check us out at YouTube. Just search for sex talk with my mom. You can watch this episode.
0:45.9	You were listening to a pleasure podcast. For more from our sex podcast collective, visit pleasurepodcast.com.
0:54.4	I'm sitting there and I'm thinking, I could go in for the kiss right now.
0:58.5	But I'm probably going to have a heart attack.
1:00.7	And I, I, against it.
1:02.7	Literally, because I thought I might have a heart attack.
1:05.2	If you kissed her, you'd have a heart attack.
1:06.7	I said too much stress on the heart.
1:08.3	I'm not going to go for the kiss.
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