38: Porno Fail Army

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2021

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

The boys accidentally watch the seventh and final installment in Emmanuelle Through Time out of order and it does not go well. Tim's hospital bags packed and he's ready to be a dad. Guy is disappointed that this season has made him more grotesque and less sexual - notably the opposite of the films' intent. This particular outing features a lot of ideas and zero production value. Timbly's furious at the audio quality and both lads are confused by the use of sreen screen (not with effects, an actual green screen) as a backdrop with visible lighting stands in the shot. Emmanuelle.TV continues to baffle and amaze, and the age old question of whether the fellaz would have sex with themselves opens up a Looper style pitch to George Lazenby - a man who hates Joseph Gordon Levitt.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the
0:29.8	worst idea of all time with me go Montgomery and Tim Bat who has muted his
0:36.2	microphone as I watch him scarf the tail end of a bag of chips it also be
0:41.1	pleased to hear he's got a cold kind of soft drink on his desk to help wash
0:46.8	that soldy snack down we have just spent 89 of our respective minutes of our
0:53.7	respective lives watching part of the Emmanuel through time series Emmanuel's
0:59.0	forbidden pleasures and I'm damn near certain this has got to be the last one
1:04.6	the last entry in the Emmanuel through time franchise we've still got five of
1:09.0	these owing but the we've watched him not chronologically which truth be told
1:14.8	made for a pretty interesting and confusing visual experience and once again
1:21.0	a disappointingly unerotic experience I was actually thinking Tim as I
1:24.6	watched as I watch this movie that the entirety of doing this franchise with
1:31.3	you I feel like sex is almost a turn off for me now I feel like I feel like
1:41.0	doing all these pornos has made us more growth or me at least a more grotesque
1:46.2	yeah and less sexual yes and that is almost exactly the opposite outcome of
1:52.2	what I mean I didn't really I'm glad to you say that because the I thought it
1:56.6	was this is bad or anything where I thought it was something to do with my
2:00.4	proximity to I I'm about to have a baby any
2:05.2	I'm sorry really this thing's going to happen I could very well happen on 9
2:11.6	11 9 on 19 yeah or 10 9 for our non-American listeners and if you're not
2:19.1	an American can I say Kia ora yeah what a burden of responsibility your
2:26.4	unborn child would have were they to be born on the 20th anniversary of 9 11
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