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Reverend Sylvester was the youngest of 17 children, so it should come as no surprise to learn that

he was opposed to all methods of birth control. Moreover, the good Reverend decried with great passion,

any activity that might thwart mankind's sacred duty to go forth and multiply, including the

unseemly business of self-abuse. When it came to preaching the perils of manual gratification,

you might say Reverend Sylvester pounded the pulpit. Every Sunday he warned his congregation

and vivid detail of the eternal consequences that awaited those who dared spill their seed upon

infertile ground. Indeed, he even wrote a book on the subject entitled On Self Abuse,

a Seminole work, if there ever was one, and a bona fide bestseller during the great

mastrobation scare that swept the country in the early part of the 19th century.

Yes, the great mastrobation scare was, in fact, a real thing, but it would be premature to suggest

that Reverend Sylvester addressed the matter single-handedly. In fact, is many preachers in the early

1800s believe that shaking hands with the false prophet would put you in the fast lane on the road

to perdition. But more importantly, many doctors were firmly convinced that badgering the witness

and beating around the bush were leading causes of depression, epilepsy, tuberculosis,

insanity, sterility, and, of course, blindness. Thus, the medical professions preoccupation with

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