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God Awful Movies

38: GAM038 The Freedom of Silence

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2016

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of The Freedom of Silence; a film that asks what happens when a computer expert and a Christianity expert team up to take down the evil, secular government through an act of terrorism. And they're the good guys. --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.

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0:00.0

Right, even says you can't prove a negative and then you see the actor go wait is that his line?

0:09.0

Who's making a positive claim? This is going off the rails quick pink another asshole on my face.

0:18.0

Honestly, this entire movie should be called you are. That should be the reason.

0:23.0

Right, right. What about logic? You're a logic. You're the one who doesn't logic.

0:30.0

You. Come on.

0:37.0

Not all full movie movies.

0:41.0

Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema and hopes that they'll drown out the Batman vs Superman memories. I'm your host Noah Luzonz and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right. Heath, welcome back.

1:02.0

We are going to describe the shit out of this movie. Let's do it.

1:07.0

And sitting I love the enthusiasm there love the enthusiasm and sitting 989 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnich Eli. How are you this fight afternoon sir?

1:16.0

I'm doing pretty good. I'm doing pretty good ready to describe the shit into this movie. There you go. There you go. We're going to take it from both ends like a pair of Chinese finger. So Heath, what will we be breaking down today?

1:29.0

All right, we watched a freedom of silence, which really felt like two separate movies woven together because the one part was atheist on Christian soft core gay torture porn.

1:44.0

So that was great. Love it. But there was also this whole plot, which kind of ruined it. Yeah, it's about a computer expert and a Christian expert who is there skills to fight back against the.

1:58.0

Totalitarian atheist regime that took over the United States following the big atheist military coup of 2020 four years from now. That's the other thread. They'll never see it coming. That's the key.

2:14.0

Boy, all the who thought we get so quickly from bathroom bills to an atheist military. And tell us Eli how bad was this movie? Well, you know, I got to tell you because this week I had a little bit of a crisis because an insider from Christian movies who shall remain nameless reached out to us and said, you know, told us about the process and sort of showed us the inside world.

2:38.0

And I was expecting everyone to be crazy, but he described how sweet they were and their humanity. And I wondered in that moment whether or not, you know, we made a mistake and whether or not we should be trying to reach across in these situations.

2:51.0

And then I watched this fucking movie and completely obliterated anything I could ever think about that. This is a first of all, I still like the guy reached out to us. He's my third favorite human being on the planet. But that said, this movie is the war. And I will never stop hating everyone. And you could tell me everyone who made this movie when they were done. They just went and they worked at doctors without borders.

3:20.0

And it would not balance out for me. It would not be they could all have donated a kidney on set every morning.

3:27.0

And cumulative just kidney fat wouldn't have balanced out. No, not have balanced out. I want my hour and a half back.

3:35.0

Oh my God. This was okay. So this is my thought. The impetus for this movie. Right. Here's how it all began. Yeah. Two Christian guys that have one light bulb and way too much cash. I mean, they just got their asses kicked it on their 50th Facebook argument or a row or whatever.

3:49.0

So the one guy turns to the other and he's like, you know what? If the world was exactly the opposite of how it is, then always awesome arguments that keep using it against us would be our arguments. And then the one light bulb went off.

4:01.0

And they lit the whole fucking movie with it from that point on. Yeah, exactly. And yeah, Oscar, Oscar on the way. So anything you guys want to nominate this movie for being the best at being the worst at?

4:15.0

Oh, can I say least attractive protagonist? I know I tend to make fun of the ladies in these movies, but the we get closer to the clogged, sap filled pores of the protagonist of this movie than I've ever wanted to be.

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