379. Kings of King: Salem’s Lot (1979)

Small Beans

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Michael has been waiting for this one! He loves Salem’s Lot! Can’t get enough of it! Abe brings him back to Earth by reminding him that this TV movie, the second film/TV adaptation of Stephen King’s career, had a small budget, the director was their second choice, and the production attempted to shoot a TV miniseries and a theatrical version at the same time. So, you know, it already looks good on paper. It’s about vampires taking over a town! Features: Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

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0:00.0	And then, in the next video, we'll be playing the piano.
0:10.0	And then, we'll be playing the piano.
0:20.0	And then, we'll be playing the piano.
0:29.0	Salem's lot. Can I kick it? Salem's lot.
0:33.0	I didn't put a lot of effort into the song this time.
0:36.0	That's, you know what?
0:38.0	There can't be winners, dude.
0:40.0	Well, I did it as an actor protest because, frankly, I thought this many series sucked, dude.
0:48.0	You're putting it on five.
0:53.0	You're getting away at the end. Everyone's waiting to hear what swam things.
0:58.0	Oh, you can't. Yeah, usually if you're familiar with how kings of kings go, kings of
1:05.0	kingdoms and has always gone, like the main thing about it is that I bring amazing
1:10.0	parody songs to the table when we open the door.
1:13.0	And I'm sorry that I had nothing this time because I was frankly uninspired.
1:19.0	And we'll be talking about why, as we cover 1979's Salem's lot, adapted from the works
1:27.0	of Stephen King, because indeed this is, get it right this time.
1:30.0	The Kings of King, plural, then singular.
1:33.0	And I'm one of your kings, Michael Swain.
1:36.0	I'm the other guy, A Bepperson.
1:38.0	Yeah. And we cover all of the film adaptations.
1:41.0	And in this case, TV miniseries adaptations of the works of Stephen King.
1:45.0	You may also know us as the Cohen Brothers brothers, a previous show where we only
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