Hey, man, it's me, Kevin Smith.

Look at me, my funny goofy hat.

Don't I look like hella from four?

Don't you sometimes just want a club that Kevin Smith?

Well, how about instead you join that Kevin Smith club?

Oh my God, we've been having such a good time.

We have hours of audio kids and the

podcast podcast archives that you can stick into your ear

holes and listen to or do you want to look at something

or you want them dirty cocks and then go to the Smith

Stony and Screening Room where you can watch hundreds

of hours of video of my entire career spanning from the

beginning up till now, including my daily morning show

Waken Bake, man.

Will we just smoke weed hang out and I tell you what I'm

working on.

Plus, there's exclusive events.

We've had clerks three screenings for our club members.

We've had small castle exclusive shows for our members

back in Jersey.

We do events all the time, including movies, pop-ups.

And there's tons of merchandise, of course, that that

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