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The Prancing Pony Podcast

378 – Don’t Panic

The Prancing Pony Podcast

Alan Sisto

Film Reviews, Books, Tv & Film, Arts

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2025

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Maybe Celebrimbor just has poor penmanship; and maybe Alan still can’t pronounce things correctly. Join The Man of the West and The Sage of the South as we urge you to take the advice provided in the episode title when we dive into Appendix E to The Lord of the Rings on Writing and Spelling… but we know you’re here for the pronunciation humiliation! Fëanor stands on the shoulders of the giant Rumil, Tolkien retcons the Dwarvish ‘outer names’, and everything’s absurd to the Elves. We try to rhyme ‘were’ with ‘hair’, get stressed about stress, and are just extending the fricative, man. Also, James sings a Sesame Street song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Folks, I am excited to tell you about a new Middle Earth sponsor here at the Prancing Pony

0:05.1

podcast, OSHA. They're a small family company based in Scotland, and they have created some of the

0:11.6

most beautiful designs that faithfully capture the feel of both the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit.

0:18.0

Their Middle Earth collection is a genuine passion project for the OSHA team,

0:21.7

and I'm telling you, you're going to find something to love. Their gorgeous woven accessories,

0:26.3

things like blankets, throws, scarves, they're all made locally out of responsibly sourced

0:30.8

yarns. And their homeware, mugs, tea towels, tote bags, they are perfect gifts, are perfect

0:36.5

for your own home. I know I've

0:37.9

ordered their realm of Middle Earth and ancients of Gondor mugs, but I'm telling you, I had a

0:43.0

hard time just picking one or two. They are all fantastic designs, just timeless and gorgeous.

0:48.4

Don't just take my word for it, though. I want you to visit osha slings.com. I'm going to spell

0:53.9

that out for you.

0:54.7

That's O-S-C-H-A-Slings.com.

0:59.9

They started out making baby carriers, hence the slings, which, by the way, reminds me if you're a new or expecting parent.

1:05.6

Yes, they have Lord of the Rings themed slings and baby wraps, too.

1:09.6

Small family business, faithfully captured Middle Earth designs, ethically made products, and free international shipping.

1:16.7

Oh, and 10% off for new customers with code Pony at checkout.

1:21.2

So visit OSHA slings.com.

1:24.1

That's O-S-C-H-A-Sling's.com.

1:28.0

And use code Pony to get 10% off your first order.

1:32.5

Enough from Traglyin' Tragly-Hawks Pro Skater 3 and 4 and grinds

1:38.1

as-vres 2002.

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