Hey, this is Doug Jones, and you're listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour on the Riotcast network,

Riotcast.com. Oh! Oh, Jeff, you just got a surprise.

I hate this episode.

Oh, Jeff, you just got a surprise.

I hate this episode already.

Come on in everybody.

Crack a window though, because it's fucking Mad Sciences Party Hour.

My name's Kevin Kraft and the man sitting next to me has no pants or on design,

and is currently attempting in vain to head butt his own boner.

That's Jeff Clark.

Hey guys, good to see you. High pominati. And beaming to us from the

inside of a giant celestial's butt, the bearded cosmic dingleberry known as shuddy boy.

Pla!

And on he goes.

It's great.

Man, so this is the first time in the weeks of me having some horrible butt issues that it's actually

made it over to you.

Yeah, we had a whole green cloud of smoke.

Horrible butt issues.

I've had bad fart.

And it's bumbing me out.

Is it from something you're eating?

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