377: John Goblikon | The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler #377 | Full Episode

The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler

Ryan Sickler

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Stand-up

4.9 • 9.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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My HoneyDew this week is insurance salesman, published author and podcast host John Goblikon! Check him out on his pod, Right Now with John Goblikon. John joins me to Highlight the Lowlights of his journey as a goblin coming to assimilate to earth! After a troll take over on his original planet, John’s parents knew he was destined for more, and shot him off in a cage to a new world that happened to be Earth! With a great family who adopted him as their own, John starts and shares his experience diving into the ways of Earth! From being 30k in goblin years and going back to high school, to finding his place working in the corporate world, and even trying to navigate love and relationships as a goblin in a human world, John spills it all! He even gives some insight to other great legends he knows, like E.T. and Yoda. 🎟️See me live. All tickets at www.ryansickler.com/tour 🎤Check out my new standup special “Live & Alive” streaming on my YouTube now! http://youtu.be/PMGWVyM2NJo?si=SrhXjgzR1pe6CyYE 👉 Subscribe for more standup and new episodes of The HoneyDew, The Wayback, and more! http://youtube.com/@rsickler ✅ Subscribe to my Patreon “The HoneyDew with Y’all”! Get The HoneyDew audio and video a day early, ad-free, for just $5/month! Want more? Upgrade to the $8/month premium tier and get everything above plus The Wayback a day early, ad-free, censor-free, and exclusive bonus content you won’t find anywhere else! http://patreon.com/RyanSickler 📧What’s your story?? Submit at honeydewpodcast@gmail.com 👕Get Your Merch👕 http://www.bonfire.com/store/ryansickler/ 🎧 Listen to my Podcasts 🎧 The HoneyDew - http://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-honeydew-with-ryan-sickler/id527446250 The Wayback - http://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-wayback-with-ryan-sickler/id1721601479 Patreon - http://www.patreon.com/ryansickler 📣 Follow Me📣 ▪ Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/ryansickler/ ▪ TikTok: http://www.tiktok.com/@ryan.sickler ▪ Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/RyanSicklerOfficial 🕸️ryansickler.com/ 🍈thehoneydewpodcast.com/ 🦀Subscribe to The CrabFeast Podcast🦀 http://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-crabfeast-with-ryan-sickler-and-jay-larson/id1452403187 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	McDonald's cards are here.
0:02.0	24 cards to find and free food in every pack.
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0:12.0	18 plus UK only with selected meals subject to availability.
0:17.0	Ends 27th April app may be required.
0:19.0	See mukD rules.co.ukukukrules.
0:20.0	Babe is gem. Just voice noting you because I'm so busy. Ends 27th of April app may be required. See macdewrules.com. Babe, it's Gem.
0:22.2	Just voice noting you because I'm so busy.
0:25.1	I can't even type right now.
0:26.9	I'm working on that big presentation for my new launch.
0:30.4	I'm making it on Canva Mobile like you suggested.
0:33.2	And it's making everything iconic.
0:36.9	So it's a bit noisy, babe.
0:38.3	Mabts is going off.
0:40.3	Anyways, I'm going to ping the presentation to you now so you can see what I mean.
0:45.3	Got to go, hon.
0:47.3	Thanks for introducing me to Canva.
0:49.3	Love ya.
0:50.3	Dallas, Texas.
0:51.3	I'm headed your way March 27th and 28th.
0:55.3	Spokane, Washington.
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