#3760 The Tolerable Twos

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

There's a lot of news coming out of Detroit these days, including the re-opening of a slide that is bruising the heck out of people. HBO's Hard Knocks is documenting the Detroit Lions' preseason, leaving Luke and Andrew to try to figure out what the heck their coach is trying to say as he pumps-up his team.

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0:00.0	We're Moms on the Net.
0:02.0	We became Moms on the Net because there are so many resources available on the Internet
0:06.4	for Moms and their families.
0:08.3	The Net is exciting.
0:09.3	When it's time for the real action, we surf.
0:12.5	Surf the Net.
0:13.5	Learn with us as we ride the wave of information called the Internet.
0:17.3	TVTL!
0:18.3	Now wake up, you're brother.
0:23.3	Wake up, you're sister.
0:24.3	Wake up, you're mother.
0:25.3	Wake up, you're cousin.
0:26.3	Wake up the whole family.
0:27.3	Get on Facebook, you're a dude.
0:29.6	You can tell the world that we are going to rock that right now.
0:31.9	Kyle does not like cheese.
0:34.0	Lifelong anti-cheese.
0:35.4	It brings me great shame and embarrassment and social authorization.
0:38.6	The world of cheeses is strange and intimidating and frankly it's terrifying to me.
0:44.3	Well that should take care of those two evil geniuses for a while.
0:47.9	I hope that they've learned their lessons that computers are built by people, for people
0:52.5	to help people not to control us.
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