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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3752 Sliding Into Your DSMs

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Therapist and TBTL Friendo Kirk Honda returns to the show for Day 4 of the TBTL Summer Games, in which we finally find out if Luke is ready to "open the doors of perception and get his Lizard King on."

Transcript

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0:00.0

Presenting the cones of Dunshire, a brand new gaming experience, 8 to 12 players, two wizards,

0:08.1

a maverick, the herbator, two warriors, a corporal, and a ledgerman. Now the ledgerman just

0:13.4

keeps score and he wears this hat. Now the object is to accumulate cones or cones wins, but in order

0:21.2

to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Then you roll three dice to see how many dice you

0:26.0

roll with. Oh 16, perfect lots of choices. Okay each turn goes roll by action. But the corporal

0:32.4

can veto should be green too. How did this happen? Are the cones a metaphor? Well yes I know.

0:37.1

Oh my god the maverick should be able to trade lumber for agriculture credits. How have I not thought

0:41.4

of this before? When do you go back to work again? Tomorrow it's fine. I'll just throw this in the garbage.

0:48.3

T-B-T-L!

0:55.4

All right hello good morning and welcome everyone to day four of the T-B-T-L summer games.

1:02.9

I'm Luke Burbank right over there. My friend Andrew Walsh. Hello hello Luke I can't believe we're

1:09.6

so close to the end of week one already. I mean listen I'm not trying to fast forward here we still

1:13.6

have a couple of shows to do but it's kind of zoom in by it's been fun. Yes it's flying by and

1:19.8

I will tell you as this is airing I'm not in some tropical locale in a hammock feeling the breeze

1:28.7

drinking a corona or something. I'm probably building a scissor truss with my dad Walt Burbank

1:36.6

and trying to install it in this ADU that I'm working on at this house that I'm trying to remodel.

1:42.8

This will be for me even though it's nice to have a little time away from the daily drum beat of

1:48.5

the show. I will be so excited to get back to just being a podcaster after being a home renovator

1:54.4

for two weeks. Well I hope that at some point you just suddenly yell trust game and you fall

1:59.8

backwards and see if your dad catches you. Wouldn't it be trust fall? Is that a trust fall? Oh trust fall?

2:06.6

Yeah you're right I messed that up. It's very hard that concrete is very hard I'm imagining maybe

2:12.0

on the grass maybe I'll get dad come stand on the grass and then I'll go trust fall. That's

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