What's up Wikimaniacs? Happy National Caesar Salad Day. Nothing else important today.

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What's going on Wikimaniacs? Welcome back to another episode of Am I the Asshole Fridays. My name's Josh, your host today.

Joined with my two Canadian, or American brothers, Canadian. You fucking, we wish.

We was going to say, John and Sean, what's up, boys? Eagle sounds, eagle sounds. Caca, caca, cacca!

No, no, no, no, no. Although... I do fuck with a chicken Caesar salad, I will say that.

That does sound good. Maybe more so than America as a country itself, to be quite honest.

So I'm just now looking at like National Day of what it is today. And there's two other ones I should have probably gone with, but I didn't scroll down far enough. I fuck with a Caesar Saladobo. Okay, what are the other two days? So this is the one I definitely should have gone for is a Filipino-American friendship day. Wow. You would pick the chicken Caesar over that, huh? Over that. That's crazy, Josh. Really, Josh. To be fair, it's this website's fault for listing it eighth overall or ninth, whatever it is. Oh, now you're blaming a website when, you know, you could have picked that yourself. You scroll up author Josh Schell. Well, I don't remember doing this. You're like, we're the ones that got stabbed, then you pick Caesar, huh?

Okay.

Well, it's two-but-te.

It's a multi-level joke.

Triple entendre.

And then it's National Barbecue Spare Ribs Day.

So for my Texas brothers.

Oh, yeah.

Speaking of barbecue, Josh, man, I wish you're here

in a couple weeks, brother. Well, as we're recording, it's Canada Day tomorrow. Might do some

spare ribs or something. Remind you the good ones. Boys, uh, let's hop into the first story today.

I've got five here and then a bonus one if we need it.

And then two more on the Patreon side.

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