371: The Two Biggest Popes

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2019

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

It's a guilt bonanza as Joe, Log and Steve collectively decide to write almost entirely about religion for reasons that will probably become terrifyingly clear to them on their deathbed (they're all going to die together in the same bed). Read E.H. Macmillan's incredible Bird comic here: https://twitter.com/m4pala/status/1192299673479835648

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0:00.0	at the end of the podcast.
0:03.4	Regular, regular, regular, regular features, a regular, regular, regular features,
0:07.5	a regular, regular, regular features, a regular features,
0:10.6	Hello and welcome to regular features, the Egyptian-themed podcast that's the same
0:16.4	every week.
0:18.0	You could say we're stuck in Pyramiddle with you. But don't get your
0:22.5	talks, Vigsol Sandy, because we've exhumed a fair-road pile of features for you. On my left is
0:30.5	Thoth, the god of knowledge and wisdom, whose name also stands for That Homo over there. Him.
0:37.7	He's the cat-worshipping woofter who'd never desecrate a pussy,
0:40.8	but will absolutely destroy that asp.
0:44.0	Steve Hogarty!
0:45.3	Hello!
0:46.0	What's your feature, Steve?
0:47.9	It's all to do with popes.
0:50.5	Good!
0:51.3	Best and worst, but mostly worst. Wonderful.
0:56.0	O Sire, is that Joe Scrabbles on my other side? He's brave the horrors of Halloween, and let me tell you, he was as cool as ice is.
1:08.0	He's just stepped out of a luxurious milk bath and let me tell you the floor at his feet is
1:13.5	creamier than a lucky crow's beak. Joe, what have you got for us? Hello, Log. I'm presenting
1:22.0	this week a script that HBO rejected in favor of BBC cuck business.
1:28.4	Sounds repulsive.
1:30.8	I'm Hotep, and pardon my stutter when I say that's me.
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