#371: I FOUND My Friend On A Dating App...But She's Getting MARRIED! | Reddit Stories

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4.7 • 621 Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, what's up, Wikimaniacs?
0:02.2	Welcome to another Monday Reddit reading episode.
0:05.6	This week, I did not write titles.
0:08.7	Thank you.
0:09.3	Reddit on Wiki starts now.
0:20.0	What's up, Wikimaniacs? It's your boy, Sean, with me today, J&J. Say hello.
0:27.7	Smoothest intro you've done in a while, my guy. Do you write your own titles for these?
0:32.5	Yeah, I thought that's what we all did. No? They come with titles.
0:37.1	Yeah, they definitely have titles.
0:38.3	But I don't want to give it away.
0:40.2	I don't care.
0:42.8	I feel like sometimes you trick us.
0:45.6	I mean,
0:46.3	sometimes the title is tricky.
0:48.6	Okay, okay.
0:49.4	On occasion,
0:50.1	I'll drop like the bottom half of the title
0:52.2	if it's like super wordy or something, but I usually
0:55.3	just go with the title. Yeah, going forward. I gotcha. I didn't know how creative you were
1:01.9	being, Sean, actually. Four years in and we're still figuring things out. All right. It's okay,
1:06.2	buddy. It's okay. We all do it. I mean, it's awfully not that creative, to be honest. It gets the main point across, but sometimes the titles are too revealing. The Wikimaniacs like your intros, man. I think you got to keep on keeping on. I think never because they're good. I think probably the good one, they're their least favorite. You might be right, actually.
1:29.1	I think I'm 100% right.
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